dear britney spears,

i think i see a pattern. u like them boots. and u know u look good in dem. most of the pictures i see show u from tha front. but i see that u got it goin on from behind too.

now tell me. is that supposed to be that short? i heard of short shorts. but i dont think those are shorts. whateva they are, they got my attention. yikes.

- brit fan