dear britney spears,

i got it. u got the marilyn monroe thing goin on. dont go too far that way. she blew out like a candle in the wind. we wants u to live a long a prosperous life.

nice heels. but girl. dont u got nothin to wear down below? i mean it makes u look all cute and stuff. but dont be no tramp. ur a music superstar.

- brit fan