Dear Britney

2008-10-07T03:18:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

yo gurl. u saggin a lil bit. its all good tho. ur 1 hot mamma. wuts up wif da glasses tho?

them paparazo always be catchin u when u git out of da car. lol. u shud drive up in privat.

- brit fan

2008-09-22T20:02:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

peek a boo. i see u. hmm. u betta be mor carefull. and be wearin sum pantys.

- brit fan

2008-09-21T10:50:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

i see ur all 4 dat usa. me luvs dat. im pro usa 2.

gotta luv dat red whit n blu.

- brit fan

2008-09-20T06:54:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

u be lookin all professional. dats real hot. itz like ur a hottie secratarie. oh yesh. vewwy nice.

- brit fan

2008-09-19T19:14:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

hey. i luv ur album cover pics. u r alwaze so hot in dem. i cud jus eat u for dinna.

when u gonna com out wif more musik? its time. i will d/l ur mp3s mkay?

- brit fan

2008-09-18T17:39:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

hay. ur hair looks short. did u get dat trim trim?

speakin bout shorts, dats a nice pare u gots on. tight.

- brit fan

2008-09-17T18:16:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

i like it when u bendover. is dat ur bra? or do u gots swimsuit? guess it dont mattr.

here is real ques: r dose puppies real? i wanna no.

- brit fan

2008-09-16T07:48:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

even dat blac n white pic of u is hot. ur body rawks hard. do u do lotta exersise? enquirin minds wanna no.

- brit fan

2008-09-15T17:03:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

u r hottr than kristina agulera. big time. ya she is cute. but u be sexi. strait up.

both u 2 have baby now. i wanna be ur babee. gimme gimme. mkay?

- brit fan

2008-09-14T07:37:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

o gurl. ur top can hardlee contain ur chest. i luvs it.

how com use always gots dat full body tan. u workin it?

- brit fan

2008-09-13T08:02:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

u look like 1 of doze hotties from skool. except u be much prettier. nice. i luv dat long blond hair u gots.

how do u get dat awesum tan? do u go to beach every day? i wamma com 2 wif u pls. rite me mkay?

- brit fan

2008-09-12T07:56:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

u gots day nice small waste. yeah dats tight. i think i wanna get dat.

so wuts goin on here? are u in music video? or iz dis sum kind o sho?

tells me.

- brit fan

2008-09-11T17:54:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

looks like u got ur tan goin on. nice legs. man wut i wud not giv 2 have at dem thigh.

mmm mmm good. u dont look like ur having fun brit. is it 2 hot outside?

- brit fan

2008-09-10T20:24:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

yo brit. i see ur playin a lil peekaboo with ur top there. umm are u a new mamma again?

i wud like 4 u 2 be my momma. u know wut im saying? peace.

- brit fan

2008-09-10T20:24:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

yo brit. i see ur playin a lil peekaboo with ur top there. umm are u a new mamma again?

i wud like 4 u 2 be my momma. u know wut im saying? peace.

- brit fan

2008-09-09T19:34:00.000-04:00

dear britney spears,

dats 1 sexi costume u gots dere. wut up. is it halloween agin?

hmm. i wish i cud cum 2 ur concert. u in concert right?

peace out.

- brit fan

2008-09-08T18:32:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

i like ur lil black dress. dats nice n short. wuts up wif dat hat tho?

hey now. u need 2 learn 2 wear dat bra. know wut im sayin?

- brit fan

2008-09-07T05:52:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

dang gurl. u got dat deep tan. plus u be fillin out dat bathin suit. dats tight.

so where u be doin ur beach time? i dont be seein u in malibu. where u be hiding?

- brit fan

2008-09-06T05:38:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

u gots that nice smile. i dont care wut nobody says bout u. methinks ur pretty.

at home i puts ur posters up on my wall. and im gonna buy ur cds, even if they be old. peace.

- brit fan

2008-09-05T05:48:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

i luv dis fashun shot. looks like dat wind be blowin in ur hair. verrry sexy.

so i says u be ravishin. see? i can use dem big werds 2 girl.

- brit fan

2008-09-04T18:48:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

r u a good dancer? it looks like it. well. if ur not good, i will still like u. dats cuz ur cute.

i would like 2 dance wif u. can we get a party up in here? lemme know.

- brit fan

2008-09-03T17:06:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

hey. i can see thru ur dress. dats ok i guess. paris wud say dats hot. iz agree wit her.

hmm. looks like ur in dat forest. iz dat a set? or r u in da real jungle. ya. its a jungle our dere.

stay safe.

- brit fan

2008-09-02T17:04:00.003-04:00

dear britney spears,

wow u got a hot profile. and i dont mean ur online one either. i mean from dat side u be smokin.

deez days ppl be airbrushin pictures 2 make gurls look good. but methinks u iz dat real mccoy. holla.

- brit fan

2008-09-01T15:25:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

i like ur blond hair. but i luv u when ur hair is dark too. as usual nice boots. but damn gurl. those thighs are knockin.

i would tell u to get a bra. but im havin too much fun watchin u. or at least the paparrazzi are havin a blast. they luvs u too.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:42:00.003-04:00

dear britney spears,

i only have one word: mamma. and i mean that literally. i have a message for you. and i mean this in the best possible way. buy a bra.

its ok. i blame paris. when u are skinny like her up top, u can go braless. but not u hot mamma. this is for ur own good. i still luv u anyway.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:40:00.003-04:00

dear britney spears,

oh i must say it again and again. you are so beautiful. like we got here. this is a pure beauty look too. it aint not cheap ho look. i lov it.

so tell me. what did the camera guy say 2 make u smile so? its that mona lisa thing right? dont tell me tha camera guy wuz ur guy.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:38:00.001-04:00

dear britney spears,

i see that u put on a good show in concert. i wanted to come see u. but when u came to my town, the tickets sold out faster than a hannah montana concert.

well its all good. i saw ur concert on hbo. but it was not the same as live. i see here u have that slender waist. and u like tha microphone hands-free. kewl.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:36:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

i got it. u got the marilyn monroe thing goin on. dont go too far that way. she blew out like a candle in the wind. we wants u to live a long a prosperous life.

nice heels. but girl. dont u got nothin to wear down below? i mean it makes u look all cute and stuff. but dont be no tramp. ur a music superstar.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:34:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

i think i see a pattern. u like them boots. and u know u look good in dem. most of the pictures i see show u from tha front. but i see that u got it goin on from behind too.

now tell me. is that supposed to be that short? i heard of short shorts. but i dont think those are shorts. whateva they are, they got my attention. yikes.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:33:00.002-04:00

dear britney spears,

dang. even drawings of u look pretty. i must give props to the original artist. they done well if i must say to myself.

i seen a lot of drawings and paintings of u on tha web. and im gonna send u some that look real good. u prolly already got them. but just in case.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:31:00.003-04:00

dear britney spears,

damn. u got it goin on. ur so slender it hurts. i luv dem boots. but come on honey. that there material from inside ur shorts is showin. not too much compainin from me now.

hey. did u know somethin else is showin from under ur top? oh. u want it that way. kewl. ur the star. so i guess u know how to strike a pose. u gots my attention.

- brit fan

2008-08-31T18:27:00.003-04:00

dear britney spears,

i think u are very beautiful. maybe this is an old picture of u. or maybe it is somebody else trying to look like u. i hope not.

ur hair seems overly blond. is that ur real hair color? its all good. i have not bought ur cds or songs yet. money is tough to come by. but i plan 2.

i'm gonna write u every day.

- brit fan