dear britney spears,

damn. u got it goin on. ur so slender it hurts. i luv dem boots. but come on honey. that there material from inside ur shorts is showin. not too much compainin from me now.

hey. did u know somethin else is showin from under ur top? oh. u want it that way. kewl. ur the star. so i guess u know how to strike a pose. u gots my attention.

- brit fan